The name is from Viz- some guy texting in giving his opinion about crisps. Totally stupid, but I like it.
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| Its really interesting - Amir Khan enters the ring as a British Sporting Icon, and leaves as a fucking paki. |    |
Joke by antibagdave, in Celebrity and news events > Amir Khan - Tagged paki , amir khan , boxing , british , sport - Current Score: 262 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| Five signs that you spend too much time on Sickipedia: 1. Whenever someone mentions something that you have already heard, you immediately scream DUPLICATE! 2. Your cousin mentions their four-year-old daughter, and your first response is to make a joke about having anal sex with her. 3. You hear the word "rape" and instinctively look for a punchline. 4. You go to a job interview and assume that the best way to impress people is to say, "all Americans are fat cunts." 5. You are 33, still live with your parents, and are a virgin. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged virgin , sickipedia , joke , jokes , americans , america , rape , punchline , job interview - Current Score: 211 - Added: 5 months, 4 days ago
| Have you seen those new adverts for the Citroen C5 car? Basically they are marketing it as an "Unmistakably German" car that turns out to be French. What the fuck does that mean? A car that goes around starting wars and then immediately surrenders? | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged car , french , german - Current Score: 179 - Added: 5 months, 13 days ago
| According to a TV commentator today, there is "Nothing more painful than going out of Wimbledon live on TV." That's an absurd exaggeration- what about a paper cut on the bell end? | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Celebrity and news events > Wimbledon - Tagged bell end , cock , paper cut , penis , wimbledon , nob , winky , tennis , pain , painful - Current Score: 149 - Added: 5 months, 6 days ago
| Some tips for 4x4 drivers. 1. Don't bother investing in a personal number plate; No-one gives a fuck what your name is. 2. Those little stalks that are next to the steering wheel are "indicators." Use them occasionally. 3. Putting a "Princess on Board" sticker isn't cool, especially if the princess in question is Diana. She must really smell by now. 4. "Parent and Child" spaces aren't really for you if your child is 19, even if she weighs as many stone. 5. When parking, try to park in what we call "parking spaces". 6. Be sure to put a "Greenpeace" or a "Save the Earth" sticker on your bumper. Other drivers will enjoy the irony, even if you don't. 7. When people make "wanker" signs at you, it's because you are a wanker. Learn to live with it. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged car , 4x4 , wankers , princess , diana , wanker , greenpeace , parent , child , parking - Current Score: 114 - Added: 5 months, 5 days ago
| Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic? Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged holocaust , jew , muslim , death , shower - Current Score: 107 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| Apparently masturbation is good for you -- really, it is! Sexual relief releases a chemical which stimulates the brain, and in effect is a natural anti-depressant. Scientific researchers reckon that if a person were to masturbate every two hours, he would never feel depressed. So, that got me thinking... Mormons are always really happy, upbeat, and jolly people. This tends to prove what we have known all along: they are all a bunch of wankers. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Religion and racism > Mormons - Tagged wank , wankers , masturbation , science , depression , happy , mormon , mormons - Current Score: 87 - Added: 5 months ago
| Overheard today at the airport check in desk, from a loud American couple- " Ma'm, are you sure it is still safe to fly to Atlanta? Only we hear that the Russians have been attacking Georgia." | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , american , georgia , usa , russia , dumb , airport - Current Score: 81 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| Sad news reports are coming in that a whale, stranded on an English sandbank today, had to be put down despite a massive rescue attempt. Still, they were pretty fucking daft to try to pick it up in the first place. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Celebrity and news events > Thames Whale - Tagged bbc news , stranded whale , whale , put down , kill , euthanasia , england - Current Score: 51 - Added: 4 months ago
| I lost my virginity to an Escort I ended up burning my dick on its exhaust pipe. | |
Joke by antibagdave, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged car , car sex , car fucking , escort , sex , prostitue , play on words , dick - Current Score: 49 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
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