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| I have C.D.O. It's like obsessive compulsive disorder, only in alphabetical order like it should be. |    |
Joke by appy2be, in Illness and mortality > o.c.d. - Tagged ocd - Current Score: 288 - Added: 4 months ago
| Yesterday a severe stutterer was sent to prison for drink driving. He was given six months but the police don't think he will finish his sentence. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Illness and mortality > Stutter - Tagged stutter , prison , driving , sentence - Current Score: 127 - Added: 4 months ago
| Inside every fat person is a thin person crying to get out - but you can usually shut the bastard up with biscuits. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged fat , thin , biscuits - Current Score: 126 - Added: 4 months ago
| An old woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show her how to get to the hospital. So I pushed her under a bus. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged old woman , hospital , bus - Current Score: 124 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| One night I managed to make love for an hour and five minutes. It was when they put the clocks forward. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , clocks - Current Score: 112 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| My Uncle had his tongue shot off during World War II. He doesn't talk about it, though. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > war - Tagged war , uncle , shot , tounge - Current Score: 97 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's the difference between a social worker and a pitbull. You can usually get your child back from a pitbull. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > Baby - Tagged social worker , pitbull , child - Current Score: 73 - Added: 4 months ago
| Two tramps were walking down the road. One of them started sniffing the air and said to the other tramp, "have you shit your pants?" The other tramp said, "no, I haven't". The first tramp said, "pull your pants down and let me see." So he pulled them down and they were full of shit. "See, I told you you had shit yourself," said the first tramp. The other tramp said, "oh, I thought you meant today." | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > Tramps - Tagged tramps , shit yourself - Current Score: 56 - Added: 5 months ago
| The last time I went on holiday, I got through six Jeffery Archer novels. I must remember to take more toilet paper in future. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > holiday - Tagged holiday , jeffery archer , toilet paper - Current Score: 51 - Added: 4 months ago
| A friend of mine who is colour blind got into a fight last week. He was beaten grey and dark grey. | |
Joke by appy2be, in Jokes with no home > colour blind - Tagged colour blind , fight - Current Score: 38 - Added: 3 months ago
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