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It's amazing the service that we, the taxpayer, get from the Police these days.

A couple of months ago, some Police officers kicked my front door in and took my broken computer away. I wasn't quite sure what was going on but they returned it two months later and it was working fine again. They even paid for a new front door and gave me a grand for my trouble. Brilliant service!

But the best bit is, I've put my old hard drive back in it and can now watch all my favourite kiddie porn again.

Thanks guys. Top job.
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Joke by asskika, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged police , porn , computer  - Current Score: 136 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago

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