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| A refuse collector is doing his rounds and notices one house in the street that doesn't have a wheelie-bin outside. So he goes to the door and knocks. After a few minutes an old chinese man comes to the door. "Where's your bin?", the refuse collector asks. "I bin upstairs", the chinese man replies. "No! Where's your BIN?", he says. "I bin upstairs havin' a shit", the guy says. "NO! WHERE'S YOUR WHEELIE-BIN?", he continues. The old man thinks for a minute then says: "OK, you got me. I was having a wank" |    |
Joke by atavachron, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged wanking - Current Score: 157 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair. | |
Joke by atavachron, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged vegetable , wheelchair , cooking - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought himself a warehouse. | |
Joke by atavachron, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged pimp , dyslexia - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Where's Michael Jackson going off on holiday this year? Oh, just off to Tampa with the kids. | |
Joke by atavachron, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged michael jackson , jacko , paedo , paedophile - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A guy is walking late at night through the streets of Londonderry. He hears footsteps behind him and then a voice says, "are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" Thinking quickly he says, "neither, I'm Jewish." The voice exclaims, "fuck me if I'm not the luckiest Muslim in Northern Ireland!" | |
Joke by atavachron, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged northern irish , muslim - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are captured in the jungle by cannibals. They're tied up and carried back to the cannibal village. When they get there the Englishman and Scotsman are untied and put in the cooking pot. The cannibals untie the Irishman and let him go. The Englishman says to the chief, "I'm awfully sorry old boy but why exactly are you letting Paddy off the hook?" . The chief says, "Because the last time we put him in the pot he ate all the fucking potatos." | |
Joke by atavachron, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged cannibals - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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