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| I admit that the fireworks at the opening ceremony for the Beijing Olympics were impressive, and hard to top... ...but just you wait and see what Al-Qaeda have got lined up for London in 2012. |    |
Joke by badhorsey, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged fuck off osama - Current Score: 180 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war. Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion... | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Religion and racism > Nazis - Tagged nazi , camp , tower , promotion - Current Score: 141 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| It's just like the old days for Gary Glitter. A world tour, a police escort, being forced to sign his autograph the second he steps off the plane. | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged good old days , world , tour , police , escort , autograph , plane - Current Score: 67 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| My girlfriend told me, "They're not wrinkles, they're laughter lines!" And you know what, that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said about my scrotum. | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Sex and shit > Balls - Tagged tour , scrotum - Current Score: 62 - Added: 9 months, 26 days ago
| They say that "one swallow doesn't make a summer". Well, I got sucked off by a bird in February and I'm still smiling about it in July! | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged february , july , swallow , bird , summer - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
| What's the difference between Princess Diana and Victoria Beckham? At least Victoria's bloke can take corners. | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess , di , beckham , paris , corner - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| With the collapse of Lehman Brothers and the buy-outs of Merrill Lynch and HBOS, it's a tragedy that so many people stand to lose their jobs and livelihoods. On the plus side, Mock The Week is going to be fucking brilliant tonight. | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged credit crunch , lehman , hbos - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
| What's brown and soft and sits on a piano stool? Beethoven's last movement. | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged beethoven , brown - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Why do blondes only get half an hour for lunch? Any longer and they'd have to retrain them... | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , retrain , lunch break - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| How do you get a "professional guitarist" off your doorstep? Pay for the pizza. | |
Joke by badhorsey, in Jokes with no home > Musicians - Tagged music , musicians , guitarists - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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