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Contribution Points: 250 Total Joke Score: 43,408
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 173 hours, 5 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 1121 Live Jokes: 484
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 637 Duplicate Jokes: 35


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I got kicked off 'The Weakest Link' when Anne Robinson asked me, "Why have you chosen Asif"?

Apparently, "Because he is a fucking Paki," is not a suitable answer. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1552

I would like to point out to Jeremy Clarkson that not all lorry drivers murder prostitutes.

Some of us are too busy mowing down Pakis. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Celebrities - Jeremy Clarkson - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1266.8

Jack Tweed walks in to a library and asks for a book on spiritualism.

The librarian says; "Fuck off, you might bring her back." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Celebrities - Jack Tweed - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 1222.4

What's the difference between Canada, Mexico and America?

America has nice neighbours. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Racism - American - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 955.6

I see the Black girl in the Big Brother house has admitted she is a thief.

Next they will be telling us the Blind guy cannot see. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Baldlice which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 864.2

I've got a tip for you: if you install the French versions of your favourite programmes, they run a lot faster. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Racism - French - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 812.2

Jesus walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water which he then turns into wine.

The barman says "Oi! What do you think you are doing?"

Jesus replies, "I'm not paying your fucking prices." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Religion - Jesus - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 774

My Girlfriend wants a white wedding. That's fine by me.

I didn't want to invite any Blacks or Pakis anyway. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Baldlice which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 773

I've been playing online poker for about a year now. Last night my girlfriend told me it's either poker or her.

I think she's bluffing. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Sex and shit - Girlfriend - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 649.4

The infinite monkey theory states that an infinite number of monkeys hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type the complete works of Shakespeare.

I was wondering how many Americans hitting keys at random it would take before a Yank got a decent joke on Sickipedia. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Baldlice in Racism - American - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 636.2

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