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| What's twice as annoying as a woman? Two women. |    |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged annoying - Current Score: 116 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you're asthmatic and then it's Ventolin. | |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Jokes with no home > Asthma - Tagged ventolin , laughter , medicine - Current Score: 104 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| After serving his two year sentence, Gary Glitter has finally been released from prison in Vietnam. Upon his release, he has been quoted as saying, "I am now able to go back to the UK if I choose, but there is nothing stopping me coming and going where I please." Gary, Gary, Gary, it's thinking like that which got you into all this trouble in the first place... | |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter - Current Score: 73 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| What do you call someone in America with a good sense of humour? A visitor. | |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged funny , americans , sense , of , humour - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months ago
| If the best things in life are free why do prostitutes charge? | |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitutes , whores , things - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| If your aim in life is to be unsuccessful and you are unsuccessful...... doesn't that make you successful? | |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Jokes with no home > twist - Tagged success - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| Ever since I heard the end of the world may be near I have been in a state of panic. I was so excited at getting to see Jade Goody die. | |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Celebrity and news events > End Of The World - Tagged goody , panic - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| Two lions walking down Blackpool promenade. One lion says to the other, "quiet for a bank holiday, innit?" | |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged lion , blackpool , promenade - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 4 days ago
| I was talking to a girl from Newcastle the other day and I said to her, "you know, they would really love you in America." At this she smiled and said, "wot, cos of me accent, like?" I told her, "no, cos your fat, ugly and stupid, love." | |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Religion and racism > Geordies - Tagged newcastle , america , fat , guly , stupid - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| Statistically 50 out of 50 American states are full of annoying cunts. | |
Joke by barnsleyben, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged statistics , states , cunts - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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