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| User Level: | Admin | ||
| Contribution Points: | 2305 | Total Joke Score: | 81,276 |
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Total Time Active: | 1066 hours, 11 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 977 | Live Jokes: | 591 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 386 | Duplicate Jokes: | 126 |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 83.19 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 137.52 |
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The best of bawbag's 591 jokes (View All)
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I was shagging the wife last night and, after cumming for the second time, I rolled over. My wife was not impressed and said, "How about finishing me off now?" So I smothered her with my pillow. |
 
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My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, " Is that the best you can do?" |
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Joke by bawbag in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 3,084.6
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I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold. There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in! |
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My son came home from school looking all excited. "I got a B on my reading test," he told me. "That's a fucking D," I replied. |
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I was in Tesco and saw a guy off Crimewatch who is wanted for several rapes. I tackled him to the ground and punched him unconscious. The police arrived and arrested me. Apparently they use actors on the show. |
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I walked in on my daughter masturbating this morning. She's still too young to understand what I was doing, though. |
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| Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day. |
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Joke by bawbag in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
- Current Score: 1,412
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My girlfriend got sacked from work and then lost her appeal. I only found her appealing because she had a well paid job. |
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My wife has left me because I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back. |
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When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. Took her out with one fucking punch. |
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