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| My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?" |    |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged daughter , questions , sex - Current Score: 959 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. "It's worth spending money on good speakers," he told me. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged grandad , advice , death bed - Current Score: 387 - Added: 2 months ago
| Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , genius or lazy cunt - Current Score: 365 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| My wife says it's disgusting to piss in the bath. I suppose I should wait until she gets out. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Piss - Tagged piss , bath - Current Score: 318 - Added: 2 months ago
| Stephen Hawking has written another book. It's about time. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , book , time - Current Score: 305 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. Took her out with one fucking punch. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Divorce - Tagged wife , divorce , kids , punch - Current Score: 304 - Added: 2 days ago
| I bought some drugs on the internet that they say make you live forever. So far so good. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > immortal - Tagged drugs , internet , immortal - Current Score: 296 - Added: 3 months, 8 days ago
| I got my wife a vibrator for her birthday. She's done nothing but moan ever since. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Vibrator - Tagged wife , vibrator , moan - Current Score: 291 - Added: 1 week ago
| My daughter's new school uniform is really quite slutty. That's just one of the benefits of home-schooling. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Kids - Tagged slut , kids , school , uniform - Current Score: 275 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold. There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in! | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , mohammed , toilet , paper - Current Score: 265 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
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