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| Contribution Points: | 2131 | Total Joke Score: | 64,295 |
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Total Time Active: | 619 hours, 33 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 922 | Live Jokes: | 487 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 435 | Duplicate Jokes: | 108 |
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My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?" |
 
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I was shagging the wife last night and, after cumming for the second time, I rolled over. My wife was not impressed and said, "how about finishing me off now?" So I smothered her with my pillow. |
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Joke by bawbag in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 2082.2
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I was in Tesco and saw a guy off Crimewatch who is wanted for several rapes. I tackled him to the ground and punched him unconscious. The police arrived and arrested me. Apparently they use actors on the show. |
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I walked in on my daughter masturbating this morning. She's still too young to understand what I was doing, though. |
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I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold. There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in! |
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Joke by bawbag in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 1348.2
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When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids. Took her out with one fucking punch. |
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Joke by bawbag which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 1138.2
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I have just been interviewing people for a post at my work. The first guy was fresh from university and very eager. The second guy had a degree and five years experience. The woman had two degrees and twelve years experience. I am all for equal opportunities, so of course I employed the woman. I'll only have to pay her half as much. |
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| Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day. |
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Joke by bawbag in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 886.2
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My wife has left me because I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back. |
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My son came home from school looking all excited. "I got a B on my reading test," he told me. "That's a fucking D," I replied. |
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