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| A man comes home very late and very drunk. His wife says, "where the fuck have you been till this time?" The man replies, "at the pub." "Right, you fucking smart ass," she says, "explain the fucking lipstick on your collar." The man replies, "fucking easy: I used me shirt to wipe me cock." |    |
Joke by beatlebob, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged drunk , pub , lipstick , shirt , cock - Current Score: 112 - Added: 7 months, 10 days ago
| LONELY HEARTS ADS - WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN: Adventurous:- Likes anal. Athletic:- no tits. 30 Something:- 41. Fun:- Annoying. Wild:- Gets pissed easily. Beautiful eyes:- face like a robbers dog. Seeks knight in shining armour:- Husband has run off with younger model. New age:- Hairy with a smelly fanny. Headstrong:- Argumentative. Enjoys pubbing and clubbing:- Alcoholic. Curvy:- Fat cunt. Cuddly:- Fat cunt. Likes eating out:- Lazy fat cunt. | |
Joke by beatlebob, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged lonely hearts - Current Score: 103 - Added: 8 months ago
| Why do gorillas always look so unhappy? Because, after two million years of evolution, they still look like niggers. | |
Joke by beatlebob, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged gorilla , racist , sorry - Current Score: 53 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| So, Cristiano Ronaldo is set to go under the knife...... Let's hope the knife belongs to the man who butchered the two French students. | |
Joke by beatlebob, in Celebrity and news events > Cristiano Ronaldo - Tagged ronaldo , savage death , french students , knife - Current Score: 45 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| So, Prince William dropped his chopper into Kate Middleton's backyard the other day. I'm sure there's a double entendre there somewhere but I just can't see it. | |
Joke by beatlebob, in Celebrity and news events > Kate Middleton - Tagged william , kate mccann , prince , chopper - Current Score: 28 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago
| The strangest thing happened to me the other night. I put my dinner in the oven and left it a while before going back to check on it. When I opened the oven door, it had gone. Tray, food the lot. Starving, I went to my uncles house and went upstairs. There under his bed was my dinner. Last time I buy Matthews Turkey Roast. *Yes, this is a piss take on the McCann Oven Chips joke.* ------------------------------- And your smart arse remark just cost you a point off all your jokes ------------------------------- Ooooh, get you. Knobhead. fuks sake you all just want to shag her | |
Joke by beatlebob, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , dinner , uncle - Current Score: -1 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago
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