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| What do you look for in a good Bra? A cracking pair of tits, usually. |    |
Joke by beholden, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged boobs , bra , tits - Current Score: 103 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago
| I felt like a Nazi today. I farted in a room full of Jews. | |
Joke by beholden, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , gassed , silent but deadly , fart , farting - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| Apparently the opening ceremony of the Chinese Olympics will be the biggest and most extravagant ever. That with the terrorists setting off a nuke halfway through. | |
Joke by beholden, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged nuke , olympics , china - Current Score: 3 - Added: 4 months ago
| Why did America get the religious nuts and Australia the convicts? Australia got first pick. Canada had the people that could put up with the French. | |
Joke by beholden, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged australia , american , america , australia , french , cheese eating surrender monkeys - Current Score: -2 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
Custurd spent 0.05ms doing 10 queries and -0.02s processing. She's 2.06% angry.
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