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When I was born I was given the choice of either being a really good shag or having a superb memory, so I erm... ah fuck it. I forgot what I was going to say.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bendawson10, in Sex and shit > Shag - Tagged shag , memory , sex  - Current Score: 39 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago

Well, I looked in my mum's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas: an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.

- Eric Cartman
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Joke by bendawson10, in Sex and shit > Vibrator - Tagged vibrator , mum  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

He stops kicking.
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Joke by BENDAWSON10, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , cunt  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 8 months, 8 days ago

The sad life of a penis:

I've only one eye, my hair's a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbour's an arsehole, my best friend's a cunt, and my owner's a wanker.
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Joke by bendawson10, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged penis , dick , cunt , balls , nuts , arsehole , ass , wank , wanker  - Current Score: 21 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago

Custurd spent 0.05ms doing 10 queries and -0.02s processing. She's 0.69% angry.
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