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| Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "'Cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now; If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop: one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone, and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking." |    |
Joke by bennycmufc, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged wedding ring , class , school , ring , teacher , little johnny , ice cream , married - Current Score: 225 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A lorry carrying copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed on the M1 yesterday, shedding it's load across the carriageway. Onlookers are said to be stunned, bewildered, dumbfounded, astonished, shocked, flabbergasted, startled, speechless and amazed. | |
Joke by bennycmufc, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged lorry , crash , thesaurus , m1 , shocked , words - Current Score: 223 - Added: 10 months, 13 days ago
| How do women tell the time? It's on the stove, bitch | |
Joke by bennycmufc, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women , sexist , sexism , stove , time - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| How does an Irishman catch a rabbit? Hides behind a tree and makes a noise like a lettuce! | |
Joke by bennycmufc, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , rabbit , irishman , tree , lettuce - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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