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| I joined the U.K Reincarnation Society this week; it cost me £500 for membership. But in the end thought, ''Ah fuck it, you only live once'' |    |
Joke by bighairybollocks, in Religion and racism > Religion - Tagged reincarnation - Current Score: 143 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Try saying 'halal meat' without sounding like a Geordie greeting someone. | |
Joke by bighairybollocks, in Religion and racism > Geordies - Tagged geordie , halal meat , newcastle , dialects , howay the lads - Current Score: 130 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| I've recently started giving money to a charity that supports children who 'have had a bad start to life'; They were born black. | |
Joke by bighairybollocks, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , charity , children , money - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| A black guy goes into a church and finds the vicar. ''Father!'' he says. ''I need you to pray for my hearing.'' ''Certainly my child,'' the vicar replies. So he puts one hand on top the black guys head, and a finger in his ear. After about 3 minutes of hard prayers, the vicar takes his hand off and his finger out. ''How is your hearing now my child?'' the vicar asks. ''Well I don't know,'' black guy says. ''It's not till next week!'' | |
Joke by bighairybollocks, in Religion and racism > Prayer - Tagged vicar , black , hearing , court , prayer - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| I just heard that they're talking about making sniffer dogs wear rubber-soled boots when they go into a property owned by Muslims so as not to cause offence. Well, this is the culture that wipes their arse with their bare hands and considers dogs unclean. And besides, if sniffer dogs are going in there anyway, what's to say that what you've hidden isn't unholy or unclean? Bastards, the lot of them. | |
Joke by bighairybollocks, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , paki , dog , sniffer , unclean bastards , arse , bastards - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| So the US government wants to build a memorial for all those killed in the September 11th attacks, but want to make it terrorist proof. Well I have the answer: Build a mosque. | |
Joke by bighairybollocks, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , mosque , terrorists , attack , total irony - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
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