| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 14 | Total Joke Score: | 300 |
| Country: |
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Total Time Active: | 4 hours, 25 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 39 | Live Jokes: | 8 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 31 | Duplicate Jokes: | 13 |
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| When asked about newspaper allegations that Guy Ritchie hadn't had sex with Madonna for 18 months, Guy replied, "Well, do you fucking blame me? After 9 years of marriage, my arsehole can't take anymore." |
 
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Joke by billybawsacks in Celebrities - Madonna - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 201.4
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Whats the height of suspicion? Getting home from work and finding the coalman walking down your path with a clean middle finger. |
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Joke by billybawsacks in Sex and shit - Fingering - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 37.2
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After seeing the emotional video of Madeleine Mccann on Sky News today, it really brought a tear to my eye. I caught my cock in my zip after masturbating. |
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Joke by billybawsacks in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 26
| I'm sweating like a Geordie in a maths test. |
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Joke by billybawsacks in Racism - Geordies - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 19.8
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***Breaking News***** The 41 year old woman who was found in Jade Goodys hospital room with a hammer has defended her actions. She said she was an auctioneer and the "hammer" was actually her gavel. She said she just wanted to say Going, Going, Gone when Jade eventually kicked the bucket. |
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Joke by billybawsacks in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 16.8
| Im not saying Jordan is a skanky whore, but she has been cocked more times than Davy Crocketts gun. |
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Joke by billybawsacks which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago
- Current Score: 9.2
| After watching the moving memorial of Robert Enke today, I cant help but feel that he is looking down on us chuffed to bits. |
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Joke by billybawsacks which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: -2
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