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| Newsflash: 200 Indians have been killed overnight in a terrorist bombing in Bradford. On initial investigation, experts say that both council houses have been totally destroyed. |    |
Joke by billysollocks, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged indian , bombing , council house - Current Score: 150 - Added: 3 days ago
| A prostitute goes to the doctor complaining of morning sickness. The doctor says, "Congratulations! Do you know who the father is?" The prossy replies, "If you ate a tin of beans, would you know which one made you fart?" | |
Joke by billysollocks, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , doctor , beans , fart , pregnant , pregnancy - Current Score: 51 - Added: 8 months, 12 days ago
| My wife says that I'm misogynistic: I don't know what it means. So I've told her that, when she brings me the newspapers and my breakfast in bed in the morning, to fetch me a dictionary as well. | |
Joke by billysollocks, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged misogynistic , newspapers , wife , breakfast , bed - Current Score: 47 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago
| A Rastafarian walks into a bank and hands the cashier a bag full of marijuana. "Sir, what's this for?" says the suprised lady. The Rasta replies "Mi come to open a joint account." | |
Joke by billysollocks, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged marijuana , rasta , bank , joint , account , bag , cannabis - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months ago
| A guy is walking past a driveway and sees a Jamaican putting up a sign that reads "Boat for sale." The man looks but all he can see is a caravan and a jeep. Confused he says to the Jamaican, "Where's the boat, all I see is a caravan and a jeep?" "Yes, mon," replies the Jamaican, "and they're boat for sale!" | |
Joke by billysollocks, in Religion and racism > Jamaicans - Tagged jamaican , boat , caravan , driveway , sale - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Take your time and see if you can read each line without making a mistake. The average person can't. This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is retard cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line.Enjoy! | |
Joke by billysollocks, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged cat , retard - Current Score: 12 - Added: 8 months, 11 days ago
| Mongol Simon met a pieman on the way to fair. Mongol Simon said to pieman "BLEEAAAARGH!". | |
Joke by billysollocks, in Jokes with no home > Mongol - Tagged simon , pieman , fair - Current Score: 5 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago
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