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| After a motorway pile up the rescue services approach a car with a man in the front seat. The man is screaming and shouting. In an attempt to calm the situation one of the rescue staff says "Chill out, it could be worse. Your wife was thrown out of the front windscreen and onto the road." The man replies "Yeah! But did you see what she had in her fucking mouth!" |    |
Joke by binso, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged blow job , accident , cock , binso - Current Score: 194 - Added: 4 months ago
| A travelling salesman knocks on a house door It is answered by a young child wearing a smoking jacket. he has glass of whiskey in one hand and a cigar in the other. The salesman asks "Are your parents in?" The child replies "What the fuck do you think?" | |
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged child , salesman , cigar , binso , tranny - Current Score: 144 - Added: 4 months ago
| You never get any disabled comedians really, do you? Guess it's because they're all shit at stand up. | |
Joke by binso, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged disabled , stand up , binso - Current Score: 95 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was arguing with the wife about holidays the other day I want to go to Morocco. She wants to come with me. | |
Joke by binso, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged wife , holidays , morocco , binso - Current Score: 93 - Added: 3 months ago
| Two lions walking down a supermarket aisle One turns to the other and says "Quiet in here today, isn't it?" | |
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged lion , supermarket , binso - Current Score: 71 - Added: 3 months ago
| Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in America to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of schools. | |
Joke by binso, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , yank , alcohol , cunt - Current Score: 57 - Added: 3 months ago
| I got kicked out the Scouts for eating a Brownie... | |
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged brownie , scouts , binso - Current Score: 52 - Added: 2 months ago
| What does Kabul have in common with Hiroshima? Nothing. Yet. | |
Joke by binso, in Religion and racism > Afghans - Tagged war , bomb , afganistan , kabul , binso , hiroshima - Current Score: 42 - Added: 3 months ago
| Contrary to the popular cartoon, there are actually no builders in the UK called Bob. That's because "Bob" isn't a Polish name. | |
Joke by binso, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged poles , immigration , polish , builder , binso - Current Score: 33 - Added: 3 months ago
| What's yellow and very dangerous? The discharge from my penis. | |
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged yellow , dangerous , penis , sti , binso - Current Score: 30 - Added: 3 months ago
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