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Why did David Beckham have a bald head?

Because Victoria's mate said her sex life would be better if she shaved her twat!
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Joke by bleugh, in Celebrity and news events > David Beckham - Tagged david , victoria , beckham , twat  - Current Score: 204 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

As far as I'm concerned, Hermaphrodites can go fuck themselves.......I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bleugh, in Sex and shit > Hermaphrodites - Tagged male , female , genetalia , hermaphrodite  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

How do you get a one armed Irish man out of a tree?

Wave to him.
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Joke by bleugh, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , dumb , racist , racism  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

What's the definition of a drawing pin?

An excited smartie.
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Joke by bleugh, in Jokes with no home > sweets - Tagged drawing pin , smartie  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

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