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The jokes that I have added do not in any way represent my views or feelings on any subject. In the real world I am against discrimination or racism of an kind.
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Muslim fundamentalists have got to be the shitest terrorists in history.
Even the fuckin' Irish worked out you could walk away from a bomb before it blows up!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , fundamentalist , terrorist , bomb , irish  - Current Score: 202 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago

My girlfriend said she wanted to make me happy in the bedroom.

So now the bedroom has Sky Sports, a fridge full of beer and she sleeps on the couch.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , sex , sky , sports , fridge , beer  - Current Score: 100 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago

Why use a condom when a false name is so much easier?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Contraception - Tagged condom , contraception , false  - Current Score: 81 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago

A friend of mine asked me how to try and convince his girlfriend to have anal sex.

I said, "forgiveness is always easier than permission."		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged girlfriend , anal , sex , forgiveness , permission , jimmy carr  - Current Score: 56 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago

Plans have begun for Margaret Thatcher's state funeral.

It'll be the first time ever the 21 gun salute is fired into the coffin.

This funeral is gonna cost 3 million? For 3 million you could buy everyone in Scotland a shovel. We'll dig a hole so deep they will be able to hand the bitch over to Satan in person.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by blue--ink, in Jokes with no home > Mock The Week - Tagged thatcher , coffin , dara obriain , funeral , satan , scotland , frankie boyle  - Current Score: 49 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago

I went to the doctor's a few weeks back. I told him that I've just started seeing a gorgeous girl and I'm having trouble lasting more than a few minutes when I fuck her.

He told me, "maybe it would help you last longer if you thought about something horrible when you get aroused, like naked grannies or dead children."

It didn't work at all... now I have a terrible problem with premature ejaculation!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Pervert - Tagged premature , ejaculation , doctor , doctors , girl , sex , fuck , girlfriend , horrible , aroused , naked , old , grannies , dead , children  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago

The Irish must love Muslim Fundamentalism.
No-one thinks of the Irish when you talk about terrorism anymore.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by blue--ink, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged dara o briain , irish , dara , muslim , fundamentalist , fundamentalism , terrorism  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago

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