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| There's a few guys who always get together on Fridays after work for a drink. One Friday, Jeff showed up late, sat down at the bar, and kicked back his entire first beer in one gulp. Then he turned to Bob and said, "times are getting tough, my friend. I mean, just today my wife told me that she's going to cut me back to only two times a week - I can't believe it." At which point Bob put his hand on Jeff's shoulder and said reassuringly, "you think you've got it bad, she's cut some guys out altogether." |    |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , whore - Current Score: 243 - Added: 7 months, 26 days ago
| People say dolphins are the most intelligent mammals other than humans, and I'm starting to believe it's true. Within a week of being in captivity, they can train someone to stand by their pool and give them a fish. | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged simple joke - Current Score: 169 - Added: 2 months, 12 days ago
| I got a new anorexic girlfriend. It's not going too well - these days, I'm seeing less and less of her. | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged anorexic , thin - Current Score: 156 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| Isn't Laura Robson great. I tell you, just watching her has given me tennis elbow. | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Jokes with no home > Sports - Tagged wanking - Current Score: 137 - Added: 2 months ago
| It's a well known fact that light travels faster than sound. Which is why Women appear bright until you hear them speak. | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged light , talk - Current Score: 129 - Added: 2 months, 12 days ago
| I, for one, much prefer the Austrian version of Big Brother. | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Celebrity and news events > Big Brother - Tagged dungeon , fritzl , big brother - Current Score: 122 - Added: 3 months ago
| When people see me and my wife, they always think we're so in love. I think it's because we're always holding hands. The thing is, if I let go, she shops. | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged shopping , simple joke - Current Score: 117 - Added: 2 months ago
| Britain and America have always had this special relationship. The special relationship being that neither of us could be arsed to learn French. | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Jokes with no home > Arseholes - Tagged america , britain , france , marcus bridgestocke - Current Score: 94 - Added: 1 month, 13 days ago
| Got one of those big novelty rubbers today, "For big mistakes" No matter how hard i try, i can't rub my fucking name off the marriage certificate. | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged marriage , big mistake , rub - Current Score: 92 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| I love my wife, she always gives me 100% sound advice. 99% sound, 1% advice. | |
Joke by bluedishwasher, in Jokes with no home > Women - Tagged sound , advice , wife - Current Score: 89 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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