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| Things are picking up in Burma. My mate owns a bar over there. He reckons his customers are starting to drift back in...... |    |
Joke by bobajob, in Celebrity and news events > Burma - Tagged burma , bar , drift , customers - Current Score: 114 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| I know who killed those two French blokes! Police said it took 200 stab wounds to kill them. It must have been Michael Barrymore - he's a shit stabber! | |
Joke by bobajob, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Barrymore - Tagged french stab - Current Score: 100 - Added: 5 months ago
| I asked my barber the best thing for baldness. "Fanny juice!" he said. "Bollocks" I replied, "You're balder than me!", "Yes, but what a magnificent moustache!" he quipped. | |
Joke by bobajob, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged barber , oral sex , cunnilingus , fanny juice , moustache - Current Score: 99 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago
| Went to the doctors today. I asked the bloke sitting next to me what he was in for. "Terrible piles," he said. "Is that why you're sitting on that bean bag?" "What bean bag?" he replied. | |
Joke by bobajob, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged doctor doctor , large arse grapes - Current Score: 74 - Added: 6 months, 9 days ago
| They teach speed reading in China. Last week a classroom of children went through 10 stories in seconds..... | |
Joke by bobajob, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged children , china , school , eartquake - Current Score: 36 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| As a Boy Scout I always wanted to be in the Beavers........ | |
Joke by bobajob, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged boy scout , wanted , beavers - Current Score: 27 - Added: 6 months ago
| Forget rising petrol prices... With all these young niggers stabbing each other, the price of slaves has gone through the roof........ | |
Joke by bobajob, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago
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Just come back from the pub where the singer did the Corr's "Breathless". The wife said, "it's about time you left me Breathless!" "Well, jog home, you fat twat," I replied. | |
Joke by bobajob, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged corr , breathless , wife , fat - Current Score: 26 - Added: 5 months, 26 days ago
| My mate said he had a new job at a Bowling Alley. I said "Ten Pin?" He replied "No - it's permanent" (Tim Vine) | |
Joke by bobajob, in Jokes with no home > Job - Tagged bowling , pun - Current Score: 18 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
| "Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends". Cunts close at 7.30. | |
Joke by bobajob, in Celebrity and news events > Moral - Tagged theme parks - Current Score: 18 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
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