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| What two words can you add to the beginning of ANY sentence, that will make it believable? In America... |    |
Joke by bollocktwat, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , two words , fat wankers , eat in mcdonlads every day - Current Score: 100 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| What Iran needs now is a more moderate leader. A Mullah Lite | |
Joke by bollocktwat, in Religion and racism > Iran - Tagged iran mullah - Current Score: 97 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
| After her accident, my nan had a plastic hip put in. They should have replaced it with a Slinky though, just in case she falls down the stairs again. | |
Joke by bollocktwat, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged nan plastic hip stairs slinky - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago
| Three hot meals a day... Comfy beds.... Sky TV.... Playstation.... Out early for "good behaviour"... Carlsberg don't do jail sentences..... oh, wait... yeah they do... | |
Joke by bollocktwat, in Jokes with no home > Jail - Tagged jail , carlsberg , playstation , sky , good behaviour - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's the difference bewteen a 69 and a mugging? At least with one, you know the cunt that smacked you in the mouth. | |
Joke by bollocktwat, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged 69 mugging cunt - Current Score: 1 - Added: 4 months, 11 days ago
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