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| I don't really understand World AIDS Day... but fuck it! Happy AIDS Day everyone!!! |    |
Joke by bruvley, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged aids , world aids day , happy - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year ago
| Little Johnny takes his girlfriend to his house to meet his parents but warns her that they're both deaf and dumb. They get there and walk into the living room. Mum has a beer bottle up her fanny and Dad has his nuts hanging out and a match propping one eye open. His girlfriend says, "what the fuck is this?" Johnny replies, "oh, it's sign language: Mum is saying 'Get the beers in ya cunt' and Dad is saying 'Bollocks, I'm watching the match!'" | |
Joke by bruvley, in Sex and shit > Parents - Tagged cunt , bollocks , parents , little johnny , girlfriend , beer - Current Score: 28 - Added: 9 months, 23 days ago
| What do you call a shop packed full of nuns? Virgin Megastore | |
Joke by bruvley, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged nuns , virgin - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A blonde goes to the doctors and says, "I ate the DO NOT EAT packet that my pepperonis came in, will I die?" The doctor replies, "well, everybody is going to die eventually." The blonde then replies, "OH MY GOD, everyone! What have I done?" | |
Joke by bruvley, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , doctor , eat , stupid - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A man is desperate to try and get in bed with this woman so he says, "Honey, you don't want to die a virgin do you?" She replies, "That shit only works when the woman is about to die retard!" He then says "Oh", pulls out a gun and says, "Honey, you don't want to die a virgin do you?" | |
Joke by bruvley, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged virgin , gun , rape , shit , retard - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I always get prostitutes to wash with L'Oreal products before I have sex with them. I don't mind them being dirty, I just have to make sure they're worth it. | |
Joke by bruvley, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitutes , sex , loreal - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
| A rich business man has made a lot of money in the past few years and is feeling he needs to give something back to the community for helping him get where he is. So he decides to give everyone a present. He gets around to most of the people that have contributed over the years, the only people left are the binmen. However, it's the morning of Christmas Eve and he has a very important business meeting, so he gets his stunning wife to give them their presents instead. The binmen arrive to collect the bins and the wife goes out to them and fucks the first one. After a few minutes she then shags the second one and continues till the four of them have had a bit of her pussy. She then goes up to the driver and gives him a tenner. The driver, close to tears, then says, "Wh-Why do all my colleagues get a shag and I only get a tenner?" The wife then replies, "you get what my husband told me to give you! He told me to give the driver a tenner and fuck the rest of the dirty cunts." | |
Joke by bruvley, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged christmas , rich , business man , stunning , wife , binmen , shag , fuck , present - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Why do niggers have white hands and feet? Because everybody has a little bit of good in them! | |
Joke by bruvley, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , nigga , nigger - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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