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| I was making passionate love last night when I started moaning my wife's name... Needless to say, my daughter wasn't impressed... |    |
Joke by caffeine_free, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , sex , wife , daughter - Current Score: 103 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| My girlfriend had spent three hours getting ready for a romantic dinner with me. She said to me: "Now, do I look like a million dollars or what?" I replied: "Well.. perhaps a million Zimbabwean dollars.." Needless to say, she dumped me. | |
Joke by caffeine_free, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , money , dollars , girlfriend - Current Score: 97 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| Thank God for fetishes... They're what make Fat people feel wanted... | |
Joke by caffeine_free, in Sex and shit > Fetish - Tagged fat , obese , fetish , sex , god mickle - Current Score: 87 - Added: 5 months, 4 days ago
| Do you think that Jesus was the first pin-up icon? | |
Joke by caffeine_free, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged jesus , blasphemy , religion , crucifixion - Current Score: 55 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| They say that men think with their dicks.. If that's true.. I must have a massive brain.. | |
Joke by caffeine_free, in Jokes with no home > Penis - Tagged penis , dick , cock , think , feminist , feminism , chauvinist - Current Score: 41 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| Policemen nowadays clearly don't have common sense anymore.. They clamped my car the other day because it was blocking traffic.. | |
Joke by caffeine_free, in Jokes with no home > Clamping - Tagged clamp , clamping , police , traffic , car - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| Statistically, 85% of the World's Population are Kerry Katona's kids.. | |
Joke by caffeine_free, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry katona , kids , omg that woman just doesnt stop giving birth does she - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| Sarah Palin, potential Vice President, has labelled herself as a Pitbull in Lipstick.. Talk about stating the fucking obvious.. | |
Joke by caffeine_free, in Celebrity and news events > USA - Tagged sarah palin , usa , president , lipstick - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| God came to me in a dream last night.. There was buckets of the stuff.. | |
Joke by caffeine_free, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , cum , dream , christianity , masturbation , wank - Current Score: 2 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| What happens when a Swiss Physicist gets aroused? He gets a Hadron | |
Joke by caffeine_free, in Celebrity and news events > Cern - Tagged hadron collider , hadron , atoms , cern , swiss - Current Score: -1 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
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