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What goes nine nine nine?

A German getting raped.

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Not true, Germans go nein, nein, nein, nein, vielleicht, vielleicht, ja, ja, ja, mehr, mehr

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It is good to see you had practise... If you are up for it I hear Max Mosely is hiring?
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Joke by captainspalding, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , german , max mosely  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 4 months ago

How does a Welshman blindfold his girlfriend?

Pulls the wool over her eyes.
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Joke by captainspalding, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged welshman , sheep  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago

Custurd spent 0.04ms doing 8 queries and -0.02s processing. She's 2.47% angry.
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