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| During church a boy felt sick. He asked his mum what he should do. "Go outside" said the parent. So the boy leaves and come back 5 minutes later. "Were you sick?" asked the mother. The boy nodded so she added "Did you make it outside?". The boy looks at his mum and said "No need mum, as I was leaving there was this box with a sign saying "Box For The Sick"". |    |
Joke by cat666, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged church.sick , box - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 year ago
| A man goes to psychiatrist because his girlfriend thinks he is obsessed with sex. The doctor draws a square and asks the man what he sees. "Sex," said the man. The doctor drew a circle and asked what the man saw. "Sex," replied the man. So the doctor draws a picture of a triangle and asks the same question. "Sex," said the man. "Well" said the doctor, "you are obsessed with sex." "I'm obsessed?" said the man. "You're the one who keeps drawing the dirty pictures." | |
Joke by cat666, in Sex and shit > Doctor - Tagged doctor , sex , dirty , picture , obsessed - Current Score: 42 - Added: 1 year ago
| How does a blind parachutist know when he is about to land? The lead goes limp. | |
Joke by cat666, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged blind;dog;lead;parachute - Current Score: 31 - Added: 8 months ago
| I see India have just sent a rocket to the moon. There's already a corner shop opened. | |
Joke by cat666, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , corner , shop , moon - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| Apparantly the London Eye is being sold to a group of Japanese Businessmen. Would that make it the World's biggest Japs Eye? | |
Joke by cat666, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged london , japs , eye , japanese - Current Score: 12 - Added: 8 months ago
| Why do all these serial killers have voices in their heads telling them to kill women? Why don't the voices tell them to do something useful, like mow the lawn or give the garage a good cleaning out. | |
Joke by cat666, in Illness and mortality > Psychiatrist - Tagged voices , heads - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| What does Jill Dando and the film Notting Hill have in common? Both were shot near Chelsea | |
Joke by cat666, in Celebrity and news events > Jill Dando - Tagged jill dando - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| "My husband is sex mad" said one woman to another, "The other morning I was getting some chips out of the freezer when he started making love to me from behind". "That must have been exciting?" commented the other. "Well" said the first "it was but we've been banned from shopping at Iceland". | |
| What do you call a dog with 5 dicks? Lulu and Take That | |
Joke by cat666, in Celebrity and news events > Music - Tagged lulu , dog , take that , dick - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 week ago
| What's red and gathers dust? Jill Dando's passport | |
Joke by cat666, in Celebrity and news events > Jill Dando - Tagged jill dando - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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