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What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
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Joke by charlie1105, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged baby , paedophilia , paedophilie , bowling ball , fingers  - Current Score: 580 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

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Joke by charlie1105, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , twins , fuck , daughter  - Current Score: 547 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them!
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Joke by charlie1105, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sex , fuck , paedophile  - Current Score: 174 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's the difference between a French woman and a basketball team?

The basketball team showers after four periods.
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Joke by charlie1105, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , basketball , period , women , woman , france  - Current Score: 112 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

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