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What's the difference between Sickipedia and Princess Diana?

People actually care when Sickipedia crashes
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Joke by charlieeee, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged sickipedia , princess , diana , crash  - Current Score: 199 - Added: 5 months ago

My father strongly believes that you should live every day like it is your last.

That is why for the past 17 years he has been in the intensive care unit with an oxygen mask and a tube up his arse.
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Joke by charlieeee, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged intensive , care , arse , dad , live , last , viz  - Current Score: 100 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago

Apparently, in about 70 years there will be no more newborn kids that are naturally ginger.

See, even Mother Nature hates them.
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Joke by charlieeee, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged new , born , natural , mother , nature  - Current Score: 41 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago

The youth of today! Saying "NO" to drugs. Where are their manners? When I was young, I would have said "no, THANK YOU."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by charlieeee, in Illness and mortality > Drugs - Tagged say , no , drugs , manners , viz , viz top tips  - Current Score: 36 - Added: 6 months ago

If Jesus died for our sins...

Then if we don't sin, surely he died for nothing...

Fuck the confessional, people, get out there and rape things!
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Joke by charlieeee, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged sin , nothing , jesus , rape  - Current Score: 33 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago

The bible says 'do unto others as you would have them do to you.'

So is this God saying that I should grope my hot neighbour?
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Joke by charlieeee, in Religion and racism > Bible - Tagged others , neighbour , bible , grope  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago

A lot of people seem to be worried about this hadron collider business, saying that these black holes that will be made are dangerous. In my opinion I think that these holes for black people are a great idea, for they will clear the streets of crime, making the world a much safer place.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by charlieeee, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged hadron , collider , black , hole , crime  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago

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