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Had a spaz attack in the shower the other day. Wasn't all bad though - half of Britain think I've got talent.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chrisqpr, in Celebrity and news events > Britains Got Talent - Tagged britain  - Current Score: 406 - Added: 6 months ago

I think Dawn French is a great actress; which is strange because I don't usually like anything Lenny Henry's been in.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chrisqpr, in Celebrity and news events > Dawn French - Tagged dawn french , henry  - Current Score: 131 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago

So a number one hit by convicted paedophile Gary Glitter is to be removed from a GCSE music paper, is it?

Fuck the listening exam! It's the oral they should be worried about!
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Joke by chrisqpr, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedophile , gcse , exam , oral  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 weeks ago

So Macauley Culkin used to sleep in Michael Jackson's bed with him, did he? You'd have thought he'd have learnt from 'Home Alone' not to leave his back door open when there's prowlers on the loose.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by chrisqpr, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , macauley culkin  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago

Custurd spent 0.05ms doing 10 queries and -0.02s processing. She's 1.09% angry.
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