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| A nurse walking into a mental patients room is surprised to find him sitting on the bed, pretending to drive a car! 'Joe', she says, 'What are you doing?' 'Can't talk now', Joe says, 'I'm driving to Dublin!' She wishes him a good trip and goes to the next room. Here she see John sitting up in bed wanking furiously. Shocked, she shouts, 'John! what are you doing!' 'Shh!', He replies, 'Im shagging Joe's wife while he is in Dublin.' |    |
Joke by cillers, in Illness and mortality > . . . - Tagged nurse , mental , shagging , wife , dublin , driving , wanking - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 month ago
| An old man is kneeling by the bed. His wife says, 'What are you praying for?' He replies, 'Guidance.' She says, 'Pray for stiffness, I'll fucking guide it in myself!' | |
Joke by cillers, in Sex and shit > Old - Tagged wife , sex , old man , stiffness , impotent - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 month ago
| Do you ever notice that when you're driving, that anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? | |
Joke by cillers, in Jokes with no home > Driving - Tagged driving , slow , maniac - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month ago
| Barry and his vegan friend Sam were drinking tea one afternoon. After they had finshed Barry asks 'Did you enjoy that tea?', to which Sam replied, 'Yes it was lovely.' 'I have something to tell you', Barry starts, 'there was cows milk in that tea'. Furious, Sam leaves... Next week Barry was over in Sam's house for tea. 'Hey Barry, did u enjoy that tea?' 'Yes....', he replies. 'I have something to tell you...' Says Sam, '....I fucked your wife.' | |
Joke by cillers, in Illness and mortality > Vegan - Tagged vegan , tea , wife fucking - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month ago
| What is the one thing all men at singles bars have in common? They're married. | |
Joke by cillers, in Illness and mortality > Marriage - Tagged marriage , men , single , bar , poligomy - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month ago
| A little girl catches her parents having sex. She says "mummy, why are you bouncing up n down on daddy?" Her mum replies "You see daddy's big belly? I'm trying to get some of the air out of it." The following night, she walks in on them again - this time she says "I think you are wasting your time mummy, today I saw Mrs. Jones from next door blowing him back up!" | |
Joke by cillers, in Sex and shit > Little Girl/little Boy - Tagged cheating , little girl , blowjob - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month ago
| Beer Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For ever and ever. Bar-men | |
Joke by cillers, in Religion and racism > Prayer - Tagged beer , prayer , barmen , bar , drink , drunk - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| In the centre of a park there were two naked statues, one male, one female. One day an angel comes down and brings them to life. He says: Ok you have 30 mins to do whatever you want. The statues climb down and run behind a bush. 15 minutes later they come back laughing. The angel says: You still have fifteen minutes. So the female statue says: Ok lets swap - this time You hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on it's head. | |
Joke by cillers, in Jokes with no home > Revenge - Tagged pigeon , statue , revenge , angel - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 month ago
| What do you call a man with no legs? Whatever you want - he can't chase you. | |
Joke by cillers, in Illness and mortality > . . . - Tagged cripple , no legs - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month ago
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