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| How do you make a chav run faster? Put a DVD player under his arm. |    |
Joke by clocky, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chav , shoplifting , theft - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A foreign hitchhiker is waving at passing cars in Estonia. One car stops. 'Is it far to Tallinn from here?' the traveler asks. 'No, it is not far!' 'Do you mind taking me with you?' 'Please, take a seat if you like.' The hitchhiker then jumps into the car and they travel together for several hours until it starts to become dark and the hitchhiker becomes anxious and suspicious of his driver. 'Is it still not far from Tallinn?' he asks the driver again. 'Well, now it is quite far.' | |
Joke by clocky, in Religion and racism > Estonian - Tagged estonian , estonia , eesti , hitchhiker , driving - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I wish my lawn were emo; then it would cut itself. | |
Joke by clocky, in Religion and racism > Emo - Tagged emo , self-harm , gardening - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Did you hear they figured out what killed Anna Nicole? Food poisoning She had a 95 year old wiener in her. | |
Joke by clocky, in Celebrity and news events > Anna Nicole Smith - Tagged age , death , poisoning - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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