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| Texas: 25 million people, 12 surnames. Something's not right here. |    |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged texas , paedopile , incest , america , redneck , inbred , interbred , sister - Current Score: 212 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A cheating wife is having sex with her lover when the phone rings. She picks it up, listens for a couple of minutes, puts it down and says, "that was my husband." Worried, her lover starts to put his clothes on. "Calm down," she says, "we've got plenty of time. He's playing cards with you and the rest of his mates." | |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged adultery , cheating , cheat , sex , girl , lover , ex , boyfriend , husband - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| My friend said, "It's great living on your own, you can walk around in the nude." I live opposite a school playground and you fucking well can't | |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , school , children , child - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What do you get if you cross a Mac with a nun? A computer that will never go down on you. | |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged nun , mac , computer , sex , religion , christian , catholic , priest - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's an Australian kiss? The same as a French kiss but down under. | |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged french , austrasian , polynesian , aussie , kiwi , new , zealand , kiss - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| Two lovers go to the mountains for a winter break and the man goes out to chop wood. When he gets back, he says to his girlfriend, "My hands are freezing." She says, "Well put them between my legs to warm up." He does, and it works. After lunch, he goes back out to chop more wood, comes back and says again, "My hands are freezing." Again she says, "Put them between my legs." He does, and again it works. After dinner, he goes to chop wood for the night. When he returns he says, "Darling, my hands are freezing." She looks at him and says, "For fuck's sake, don't your ears ever get cold?" | |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , forest , wood , chop , lovers , holiday , outside , lodge - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| A guy goes to a disco, picks up a Chinese woman and takes her home. She says, "I'll do anything you want." He says, "how about 69?" She says, "I'm not cooking at this time of night." | |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged 6 , sex , sixty , nine , chinese , gook , woman , man , disco - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day? He slips into a nice warm Jersey. | |
Joke by coasterdude184, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged bull , warm , jersey , cold , day , animal , cow , ass , donkey - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
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