I don't write the jokes- I just copy them from the wiki, as was requested on b3ta. I also correct your fucking horrible spelling.
If you want to complain about the quality of the jokes I post, blame the tossers who posted them in the first place.
If you want to complain about the quality of the jokes I post, blame the tossers who posted them in the first place.
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| George W. Bush wakes up one morning, feeling good. He calls in his Vice-President. "Dick", he says, "I think I need a new title to reflect my position as leader of the free world. I'm going to call myself King." "You can't do that," says Cheney, "you don't have a kingdom." "Okay then," says Bush, "what about Emperor" "No good. You don't have an empire." "Prince?" "No. America isn't a principality." "Okay... Err... Duke?" "Nor is it a Duchy." "Well, do you have any better ideas?" asks an exasperated Bush. Cheney smiles. "It's obvious, George," he says. "You run a country." |    |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george bush , dick cheney - Current Score: 399 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| George Bush is being giving his daily briefing. He is told that yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed. "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally he looks up with a devastated expression on his face and he asks, "How many is a brazillion?' | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george bush , iraq - Current Score: 280 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What would Princess Diana be doing now if she was still alive? Scratching the fuck out the lid of her coffin. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , diana - Current Score: 176 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Stevie Wonder is being interviewed. The interviewer asks "So, Stevie, how do you cope with being blind?" Stevie replies, "It's OK. At least I'm not black." | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Stevie Wonder - Tagged blind - Current Score: 171 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Did you hear about the new service offered by United Airlines? Apparently, they now fly you directly to your workplace. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged wtc , united airlines , world trade center , 911 - Current Score: 169 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What's the difference between Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , diana - Current Score: 158 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| The England football team are going to change the emblem on their shirts. The Three Lions will now become three tampons to celebrate their worst fucking period in history! | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged england , football - Current Score: 105 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. 110 stories in 10 seconds. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc - Current Score: 81 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What does Stevie Wonder's wife do when they've had a fight? Re-arranges the furniture. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Stevie Wonder - Tagged blind - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , diana - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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