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What does a Newcastle fan do after his team has just beaten Real Madrid in the Champions League?

Turn his Playstation off and gets into bed with his sister.
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Joke by comandhaveagoifyouthinkyourhardenough, in Celebrity and news events > Newcastle United - Tagged newcastle  - Current Score: 210 - Added: 7 months, 29 days ago

A consultant surgeon asks his colleague, "Have you informed the Paki in bed 9 he only had a week to live?"

"Yes." he replies

"Oh you cunt! I wanted to tell him!"
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Joke by comandhaveagoifyouthinkyourhardenough, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged bed , paki , cunt  - Current Score: 143 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago

Every man's dream - Daughter on the cover of Vogue, Son on the cover of sports mag, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing Persons!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by comandhaveagoifyouthinkyourhardenough, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged vogue , daughter , playboy , son  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 7 months, 26 days ago

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