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Austrian police are pleased to announce that the Fritzl children are OK after living solely on sandwiches whilst in the dungeon.

They said its a good job they were interbred!
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Joke by comeandhaveagoifyouthinkyourhardenough, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged austria , fritzl , interbred  - Current Score: 36 - Added: 7 months, 3 days ago

A man goes to bed and reaches over to his wife.

He starts sliding his hand slowly across her shoulders then down her side just glancing her breasts then carries on down her side and legs.

He slides her legs apart and slowly runs his hand up and down the inner side of her thighs.

He slows and moves back towards the top and stops as his wife gasps "why have you stopped?"

He replies "I've found the remote."

"Now go back to fucking sleep."
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Joke by comeandhaveagoifyouthinkyourhardenough, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged sex , wife , asleep  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 7 months, 10 days ago

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