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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

Americans don't know how to milk a cow!
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Joke by Conan, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged 9/11 , americans , america , cow , milk , 11/9  - Current Score: 300 - Added: 9 months, 12 days ago

You know you've got a shit sex life when some woman locked in a cellar for 24 years is getting it more than you!!.....I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Conan, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged elizebeth fritzl , cellar , josef fritzl  - Current Score: 102 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago

Gordon Brown is worried because in recent elections he hasn't had many votes, maybe he should post an anti-American joke on sickipedia, that seems to work for everyone on here.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Conan, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , america , gordon brown  - Current Score: 84 - Added: 5 months ago

I Hate America

..............now do I get loads of votes?
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Joke by Conan, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged america , sickipedia , jokes , votes  - Current Score: 83 - Added: 6 months, 5 days ago

What's the difference between Holly Wells, Jessica Chapman and the Matthews Family?

Holly & Jessica had a bath!
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Joke by conan, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged mathews family , shannon , holly , jessica , bath  - Current Score: 67 - Added: 7 months, 24 days ago

What does Shannon Matthews have in common with people who spot duplicate jokes on sickipedia?

They're probably never gonna lose their virginity!
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Joke by conan, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged shannon mathews , duplicate , losers , virgins  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 7 months, 23 days ago

What's brown and lonely?

Madeleine McCann's teddy.
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Joke by Conan, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged teddy , lonely , madeleine mccann , brown , maddie , madeleine  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 7 months ago

Custurd spent 0.05ms doing 13 queries and -0.02s processing. She's 0.64% angry.
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