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| I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman... "Mr Cook?" "Yes," I replied. "I'm afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike." I said, "That's bullshit, 'cause my dog doesn't have a bike!" |    |
Joke by cook9, in Jokes with no home > Clean - Tagged dog , bike , policeman , clean - Current Score: 158 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| You guys hear the news about Vanessa Feltz? Appartently she's got a bun in the oven!!!... 2 pies in the microwave and some bacon under the grill! | |
Joke by cook9, in Celebrity and news events > Vanessa Feltz - Tagged vanessa feltz - Current Score: 67 - Added: 2 months, 11 days ago
| I wish everyone would give Amy Winehouse a break. So what if she's always out her face on drugs. If you had a face like that surely you'd try and get the fuck of it too!? | |
Joke by cook9, in Celebrity and news events > Amy Winehouse - Tagged amy winehouse , drugs , ugly - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| Watching the beach volleyball just now. People try to put it down but it requires excellent hand-eye co-ordination... seemingly it's even harder when your playing it! | |
Joke by cook9, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged volleyball , wanking - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| Love shared between two people is a beautiful thing. While between five it's fucking brilliant. | |
Joke by cook9, in Sex and shit > Other - Tagged gang bang , love , people , beautiful , fucking - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
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