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| Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?". Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your fucking sense of humour". |    |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged naked , pretty , humour , sexy body , im too sexy - Current Score: 339 - Added: 11 months ago
| What's the first sign of madness? Suggs walking up your driveway! | |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > News Flash - Tagged complete , madness , love struck..........im falling for a lamp post - Current Score: 289 - Added: 8 months, 24 days ago
| Why does the French flag have Velcro? So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged garlic , frogs legs , horse eating tossers , when two tribes go to war - Current Score: 276 - Added: 7 months, 26 days ago
| I've tried to help childless couples by making anonymous donations of my sperm. However, I've now been told I should really be doing this through a clinic and not straight through their letterboxes. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged sperm , masturbation , donor , mr mailman - Current Score: 242 - Added: 9 months ago
| A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub. Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Celebrity and news events > congestion - Tagged lorry , truck , crash , accident , vicks , rub , congestion , walking on the moon - Current Score: 195 - Added: 8 months, 29 days ago
| A journalist goes to Iraq and is surprised to see that the local men allow their wives to walk in front of them. The journalist approaches a local and says, "I thought the custom in Islamic countries was for wives to walk ten paces behind their husbands?" "It was," replied the local, "But that all changed with the war." "How did the war change things?" The journalist enquired. The local replied, "land mines." | |
Joke by cooperman, in Religion and racism > Iraq - Tagged iraq , islamic , war , land mine , war of the worlds - Current Score: 181 - Added: 9 months ago
| A man walks into a fishmongers with a salmon under his arm. "Do you sell fishcakes?" he asks. "Of course," says the fishmonger. "Oh good," says the man,"it's his birthday!" | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Fish - Tagged salmon , birthday , cake , happy birthday - Current Score: 162 - Added: 10 months ago
| I was out walking the dog this morning, when I spotted two teenagers wrestling with an old aged pensioner for her purse. I immediately ran over to help. We got the fucking thing off her in the end. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged help the aged , oap , pensioner , purse , teenage kicks - Current Score: 159 - Added: 7 months, 18 days ago
| At the age of six I was left an orphan. What kind of idiot gives an orphan to a six-year-old? | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Boys - Tagged orphan , six , american idiot - Current Score: 151 - Added: 8 months, 30 days ago
| If women are so perfect at multi-tasking, how come they cannot have a headache and sex at the same time? | |
Joke by cooperman, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged banging away , perfect - Current Score: 141 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
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