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| What's the worst thing about being a test-tube baby? You know your Dad's a wanker! |    |
Joke by corsa_red, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanker , test , tube - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year ago
| God is talking to one of his angels. He says, "Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth." "What are you going to do now?" asks the angel. "Call it a day," says God. | |
Joke by corsa_red, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged god , earth - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year ago
| An old lady walks into a hardware store and asks the male assistant if she can purchase a painting hung up on the wall. The man replies, "Would you like a screw for that?" She thinks for a moment. "No," shes says, "but i'll give you a blow job for a cooker." | |
Joke by corsa_red, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged blowjob - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year ago
| What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's? You get to meet new people every day. | |
Joke by corsa_red, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , old , man , people - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year ago
| An Irishman goes for a job on a building site as an odd-job man. The foreman asks him what he can do. "I can do anything," says the Irishman. "Can you make tea?" says the foreman. "Jesus, yes," replies the Irishman. "I can make a great cup of tea." "Can you drive a forklift?" asks the foreman. "Mother of God!" replies the Irishman. "How big is the teapot?" | |
Joke by corsa_red, in Jokes with no home > Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman - Tagged irish , job - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year ago
| What did the blonde get on her IQ test? Nail Varnish. | |
Joke by corsa_red, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blondes , blonde - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year ago
| A bloke walks into a US sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my wife." He tells the clerk. "Did she ask what gauge to get?" asks the clerk. "Are you kidding?" he replies, "She doesn't even know i'm going to shoot her!" | |
Joke by corsa_red, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged gun , shot , woman - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year ago
| What qualifications do you need to be a road sweeper? None. You just pick it up as you go along! | |
Joke by corsa_red, in Jokes with no home > Job - Tagged road , sweeper - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year ago
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