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| Once you go black... ....your friends stop talking to you and lose any respect they had for you. |    |
Joke by daveybabey, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged black , nigger , sex - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| I met my girlfriend's father for the first time yesterday. I don't think he liked me. My mates told me to just be honest. You should have seen the look he gave me when I said, "Hello sir, I'm Dave. Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." | |
Joke by daveybabey, in Sex and shit > Daughters - Tagged cumshot , cum , ejaculate , ejaculation , sex , dad , father , girlfriend - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| So, I was working in a library and this bloke comes up to me and says, "Do you have a bookmark?" I said, "Yes, we have hundreds...but my name's Dave" | |
Joke by daveybabey, in Jokes with no home > Puns - Tagged library , dave , bookmark - Current Score: 25 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago
| So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything." | |
Joke by daveybabey, in Jokes with no home > Puns - Tagged theatre , audition - Current Score: 7 - Added: 7 months, 6 days ago
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