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| A young boy comes home from school one day and says, "Mummy, mummy! What's a lesbian?" She replied, "Ask your father when she gets home!" |    |
Joke by dazzstar, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , mummy , dyke , mother - Current Score: 56 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| Remember, it's not rape if they push back ... | |
Joke by dazzstar, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , force , push back - Current Score: 35 - Added: 5 months ago
| An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him. After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him. She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina." The old guy says, "God, I hope so, you've got the ugliest tits I've ever seen." | |
Joke by dazzstar, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged drunk , old , nursing home - Current Score: 35 - Added: 5 months, 20 days ago
| What's the difference between a Sickipedia moderator and a carpet? A carpet will get laid once in its life As of right now, your score is exactly 50- welcome, MODERATOR! :-) | |
Joke by dazzstar, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged have that ya cunts - Current Score: 33 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| If a woman is on all fours with cum dripping out each side of her mouth, what does this tell you? That the carpenter finally got the fucking floor level! | |
Joke by dazzstar, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged cum , woman , carepenter , floor - Current Score: 19 - Added: 5 months, 17 days ago
| The wife says to me, "do these jeans make me look like the side of our house? Be honest." I said, "no, of course not... our house isn't blue." | |
Joke by dazzstar, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged fat , wife , obese - Current Score: 18 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
| I like my woman like my wine... about ten-years-old and uncorked. | |
Joke by dazzstar, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged peado , wine , virgine , uncorked - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago
| What's the difference between the Spice Girls and a porn film? The porn film had better music. | |
Joke by dazzstar, in Celebrity and news events > Spice Girls - Tagged spice girls , porn , 90 - Current Score: 14 - Added: 5 months, 20 days ago
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