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| What's worse than leaving your three-year-old and your twin two-year-olds at home alone? Having Mr and Mrs. Mccann take them on holiday. |    |
Joke by death_has_a_shadow, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , holiday - Current Score: 55 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A guy is on a first date with a top notch model. He tries his best to impress at the restaurant and it goes so well they go to the co-op to get some condoms. On the way out the model says "Ahhh that poster of Madeleine Mccann makes me really sad, who would do that?" Then the man replied, "Oh i take it you ain't up for a threesome then?" | |
Joke by death_has_a_shadow, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged madeleine mccann , threesome , paedophilia - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a maggot? Licking out your girlfriend and finding a tampon string in your teeth. | |
Joke by death_has_a_shadow, in Sex and shit > Sick - Tagged tampon , muff , fadge - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| GCSE results have just been released and the BBC decide to film the students at a typical high school in Peckham to ask about how well they did. The journalist talks to many people and hears different stories, then she comes across an African-American wearing a full Nike tracksuit with his hood up and all. The Journalist asks, "what have you got?" The black teenager says, very slyly, "well....lemme see, I got 4 Gs and 9 Es if you wana buy any.....oh...what? My results?" | |
Joke by death_has_a_shadow, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , drugs , results , gcse - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's worse than having a sex offender work at a school? Having a sex offender who works in the delivery room. | |
Joke by death_has_a_shadow, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged baby , sex , offender , school , paedophile - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Why can't black kids play in sandboxes? The cats keep burying them. | |
Joke by death_has_a_shadow, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , cats - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| How do you get a queer to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt. | |
Joke by death_has_a_shadow, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , queer , sex - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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