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Millions of people have fled New Orleans fearing it may flood due to Hurricane Gustav, just like it did with Hurricane Katrina three years ago.

Only the French could be stupid enough to form a city beneath sea level, and only the Americans could be retarded enough to live in it!
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Joke by deathatureyes, in Celebrity and news events > New Orleans - Tagged americans , french , retard , new orleans , gustav , katrina  - Current Score: 98 - Added: 3 months ago

I've just heard the best piece of news for a long time this morning. Jade Goody has had a hysterectomy.

She can no longer grace this planet with ugly fucking kids!
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Joke by deathatureyes, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged hysterectomy , jade goody  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago

Shocking news today. Hope is dead. Next they'll be telling us that Faith has been lost as well.

Future looks bleak, doesn't it?
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Joke by deathatureyes, in Celebrity and news events > Conjoined Twins - Tagged death , news , conjoined twins  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 7 hours ago

French tanks have five gears:

Four to reverse out of battle, and one forward incase they're attacked from the rear.
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Joke by deathatureyes, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , cowards , battle , gears , reverse  - Current Score: -2 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago

Custurd spent 0.05ms doing 10 queries and -0.02s processing. She's 1.49% angry.
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