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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognises the element of surpriseI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by deathcab911, in Celebrity and news events > Chuck Norris - Tagged chuck norris , periodic table , surprise , retarded american humour  - Current Score: 114 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by deathcab911, in Celebrity and news events > Chuck Norris - Tagged crisps , france , walkers , surrender , retarded american humour  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 5 months, 23 days ago

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