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I bought a suppository from Ikea.

I had to put it up myself.
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Joke by def-con-one, in Jokes with no home > Ikea - Tagged ikea , suppository  - Current Score: 105 - Added: 4 months ago

What's yellow and looks good on a Paki?

A JCB
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Joke by def-con-one, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , jcb  - Current Score: 70 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago

I was recently asked about my views on euthanasia.

I said they all look the same to me.
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Joke by def-con-one, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged euthanasia  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago

What's dark and full of cobwebs?

An Ethiopian's arsehole.
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Joke by def-con-one, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago

The best thing about raping a Chinese is that 30 minutes later you could murder another.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by def-con-one, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinky  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago

Why do blacks have sex on the brain?

Cus they've got pubes on their head.
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Joke by def-con-one, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blackies , pubes  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months, 6 days ago

So Head & Shoulders love every colour except white do they?

Racist cunts!
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Joke by def-con-one, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged adverts , head amp shoulders  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago

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