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| Contribution Points: | 0 | Total Joke Score: | 5,131 |
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Total Time Active: | 5 hours, 59 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 26 | Live Jokes: | 14 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 12 | Duplicate Jokes: | 1 |
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New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15 Tub of Vaseline: £3 XL Box of Tissues: £2 The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless |
 
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Joke by Deistin which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 4211.6
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Ever noticed that there's a New York, a New Hampshire and even a New England but no New Liverpool... Say what you like about Americans but even they didn't make that mistake. |
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Joke by Deistin which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 442.2
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I'm beginning to change sides on this whole war on terror thing I mean, you can say what you like about Osama Bin Laden but at least he doesn't come along and vote down all our jokes |
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There was once was a lovely old fellah Whose daughter did nothing he'd tell her So our friend Josef Fritzl Just whipped out his schnitzel And locked her away in his cellar |
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Joke by Deistin in Celebrities - Josef Fritzl - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 50
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Ah the 5th of May Finally a date even the retarded Americans can get right... |
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Joke by Deistin which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 47
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Practical joke of a lifetime: At the next Obama rally, bring along a laser pointer and a pillowcase. Midway through, put on the pillowcase, whip out your laser and shine it at his chest. I guarantee you will laugh about it for the rest of your life. |
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Joke by Deistin in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 32
| I wish Ethiopa would just tell us why they're on hunger strike so we could do something about it. |
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The Paralympics Because you can't spell Muscular Dystrophy without Trophy The Special Olympics Because they can't spell Retard without Medal |
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Joke by Deistin which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 26
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Roses are red Violets are blue I may be Dyslexic But I can still rhyme |
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Joke by Deistin which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 24.2
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Heisenberg was speeding down the motorway one day and he was pulled over by the traffic police. The officer comes over and says "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says " No, but i know where I am" |
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Joke by Deistin which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 18
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