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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 26 Total Joke Score: 2,198
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Total Jokes Submitted: 104 Live Jokes: 29
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 75 Duplicate Jokes: 15


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I just heard on the news that gangs are now using dogs instead of knives.
I tried this and my toast was very hairy. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Dirtyyfronts which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 792.8

Do Carlsberg do servers by any chance? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Dirtyyfronts which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 536.8

I came very close to death today...

I had a wank in the cemetery. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Dirtyyfronts which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 485.6

In light of recent events in the USA, gillette have named Susan Boyle as the new face of the Mach 3 razor. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Dirtyyfronts which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 49

Teacher asks "If I had seven oranges in one hand and 6 in the other, what would I have"

Little Johnny "Big hands" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Dirtyyfronts which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 43.2

Maybe if Ji Sung Park opened his fucking eyes now and again, Man Utd might have had a chance of winning. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Dirtyyfronts which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 33.2

Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat,
Please put a tenner in the old man's hat,
If you have'nt got a tenner, then a fiver will do,
If you haven't got a fiver,
Then feel free to come to Britain and get everything paid for you. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Dirtyyfronts which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 27

I'm Bill Gates.

And I'm starting to think windows 7 was a bad idea. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Dirtyyfronts which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 23.8

I was brought up by a family of Bulimics. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Dirtyyfronts which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 23

I'm having the most amazing sex with my best friend's bird......

that ought to ruffle a few feathers!! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Dirtyyfronts which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 22

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