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| An American and a Ukranian in front of the urinals. The American pulls out his huge cock and says proudly to the Ukranian: Buffalo Bill! The Ukranian pulls out three enormous cocks and says: Chernobyl! |    |
Joke by disturbed, in Religion and racism > Ukraine - Tagged chernobyl , american , cock , ukranian , urinal , toilet - Current Score: 173 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| A new scientific study reveals that Jesus was actually a Mexican: - he was born in a barn - he walked around always wearing flip-flops - if he ever did anything, it was a miracle | |
Joke by disturbed, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged jesus , mexican , miracle , science - Current Score: 112 - Added: 2 months ago
| You see a black man and a white man drowning. You only have time to rescue one, which one do you pick? The black guy, the white man could be Scottish | |
Joke by disturbed, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged black , white , scottish , stop editting this sodding joke - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| A nun is feeling sick so she goes to the doctor. He runs a few tests and tells her she's pregnant. The nun is completely stunned. When she's walking home towards the monastery she thinks about how this is possible as she's never had sex. When she arrives home she figures it out, goes next door, to the monastery where the monks live, opens the door interrupting the monks at dinner and shouts: "Alright, which one of you bastards has been wanking off on the church candles? | |
Joke by disturbed, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged nun , monk , pregnancy , church , doctor , candle - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 months ago
| Actual sign in front of a clinic in Italy: Specialist in women and other diseases. | |
Joke by disturbed, in Jokes with no home > Women - Tagged women , disease , doctor , clinic - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| A 60 year old woman is walking through the ghetto and a man snatches her purse and runs off. The woman mutters to herself: What? They don't rape anymore? | |
Joke by disturbed, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , old woman , ghetto , theft - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| What's a nigger doing on a tree? Just hangin' | |
Joke by disturbed, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger - Current Score: -1 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
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