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| Two paedophiles are on a cruise when one falls overboard. "Help! Help! I'm drowning! Someone throw me a buoy!" The other turns to the passengers surrounding him and says "Thats my mate - game to the end!" |    |
Joke by djh001, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , cruise , buoy , pun - Current Score: 116 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| Thank you to all the rangers fans that had my jokes deleted I'm really surprised you could read them with your head still in your hands Edit: I'm just suprised they can read. | |
Joke by DJH001, in Jokes with no home > Rangers - Tagged defeat , rangers - Current Score: 44 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago
| Two Homosexuals are in bed after having sex. One says to the other, "did that make your day?" The other answered, "no, but it did make my whole week" | |
Joke by djh001, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , day , whole week , hole weak - Current Score: 12 - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago
| Whats 10" long and brings a smile to your wifes face ? Don't know? Oh thank fuck for that and she thought you were on to us. | |
Joke by djh001, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged penis , rape , sex - Current Score: 2 - Added: 2 weeks ago
Custurd spent 34.53ms doing 10 queries and -3.04s processing. She's 23.13% angry.
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