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comedian, actor. Always looking for new challenges and questing for the most vilest joke imaginable to mankind.

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Mickey Mouse is in the divorce court after kicking out Minnie.

The judge says to Mickey: "Just because your wife has buck teeth, that's no grounds for divorce".

Mickey Mouse says "I didn't say that, I said she was fucking Goofy".
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Joke by dobbsy, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged celebrities , animals , cartoons  - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's white and flies through the sky?

The coming of the lord.
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Joke by dobbsy, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged lord , gary dobbs , jesus , sex  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Elton John buys himself some rather expensive golden yellow bed sheets and, after putting them on the bed, he realized he should have gotten some milk while he was out. He tells his boyfriend not to have a wank on the bed and dirty the sheets while he's goes and gets some milk from the Spar. But when he returns he find the sheets are full of sperm.
"You dirty bastard", yells Elton. "I told you not to have a wank on my new sheets".
"I didn't," his boyfriend, sheepishly replies. "I farted".

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Joke by dobbsy, in Celebrity and news events > elton john - Tagged gay , elton john , sex , fart  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

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