I shot the sheriff.
I also raped the deputee.
I also raped the deputee.
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| It seems that any joke written on here gets massacred fairly quickly. So in light of that, I have decided to write whatever the fuck I want knowing that it will be deleted soon. Talibans eat yoghurt. |    |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , jokes , voting - Current Score: 238 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
| Jesus to the left of me, Moses to the right! Here I am stuck in the middle of Jews. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged jews , jesus , moses , stealers wheel - Current Score: 169 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| If women are so good at multi-tasking, how come my wife can never have an orgasm at the same time as we're having sex? | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged multi , task , orgasm , sex , wife - Current Score: 107 - Added: 2 months ago
| Whats big in America? Humans. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Jokes with no home > America - Tagged america , fat , obese , women , men - Current Score: 101 - Added: 3 months ago
| A young lad was racing down a one way road when he was pulled for speeding. As the policeman approached he realised the young man was singing: "21 today, 21 today!" The policeman said, "Oh, it's your birthday. I'll let you off then" As the young man sped off he ran over a paki. "22 today, 22 today!". | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , car , policeman , cop - Current Score: 50 - Added: 3 months ago
| I tend to hang out at the swimming baths...but due to the concerns of parents I was ordered to tuck it back into my shorts. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , hang out , swimming baths , pool , kids , cock , balls , parents - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 week ago
| I was really emotional about the Foster Family deaths. Until I found out the fire turned them black. Then I didn't really give a shit. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Celebrity and news events > Foster Family - Tagged foster family , burn , black - Current Score: 35 - Added: 3 months ago
| I came across an NSPCC advert yesterday. Took me ages to clean the TV. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged tv , nspcc , paedophilia - Current Score: 34 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| Amir Khan's 1st round knockout. I haven't laughed like that in 6 years and 362 days. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged twin towers , 911 , amir khan , boxing , terrorism - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| I don't have a Carbon Footprint... Because I drive everywhere. | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Jokes with no home > Global Warming - Tagged carbon footprint , drive - Current Score: 28 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
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